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Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:53 am ] |
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Joke... NSFW (Not Suitable for Women) Spoiler: |
Author: | Joni [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:14 am ] |
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I am here too! I see MM and I are very alike. You CAN'T keep us out! Can you? |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:19 pm ] |
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12. Satellite signal goes out when it rains? I can fix that! |
Author: | Joni [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:32 pm ] |
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You have SUCH funny "timing". You can FIX THAT ... Does that have anything to do with the previous post? |
Author: | Maltese Mama [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:47 pm ] |
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Author: | Joni [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:51 pm ] |
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Ha ha MM silently vocal!! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:56 pm ] |
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Hi Joni...... You and Mal INSIST on gate-crashing the "Men Only" department..... what do you expect? |
Author: | Joni [ Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:11 pm ] |
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I KNEW it! For some reason, Mal and I are very alike. What did I expect? This! We can take it. We believe in equality! I often think of the quote ..."Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred A. did, only backward and in heels!" |
Author: | Joni [ Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:43 pm ] |
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Took the test. Two wrong. Doesn't bother me ... not a man! Was surprised! Kind of neat over here ... our CLUB? |
Author: | Rumpole [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:47 am ] |
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Spring Classes for Men
ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Thursday, 09/27/2012 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM ... Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets204 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Reverse Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM ... Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
Author: | Joni [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:08 am ] |
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On thinking back ... I always felt very comfortable being around men. Could be because I was raised with 2 brothers, not sure. Another similarity between Mal and I. So funny ... |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:11 pm ] |
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Author: | Joni [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:59 pm ] |
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Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:00 pm ] |
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Author: | packy [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:58 pm ] |
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Hahaaa I remember a friend of mine bought a new bathroom cabinet. It stayed in her dining room for 10 years until her husband got to it. |
Author: | Joni [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:09 pm ] |
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Pack, I hope she kept HIM in the dining room for those 10 years too - while she lived in the living room, and the bedroom. Wonder if she could "delay" dinner ... maybe 5 hours? He might get the idea ...? |
Author: | Rumpole [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:13 pm ] |
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packy wrote: Hahaaa I remember a friend of mine bought a new bathroom cabinet. It stayed in her dining room for 10 years until her husband got to it. See!!!!! Hubby fixed it!! I bet the poor guy endured 10 years of NAGGING... I am amazed he got on to it so promptly |
Author: | Maltese Mama [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:03 pm ] |
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10 years! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:15 am ] |
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13. Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I can fix that! |
Author: | packy [ Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:07 am ] |
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Now that's innovative. The pic. above. Is that the right word? Haaaa |
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