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Author: | UndiscoveredTruth [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:29 pm ] |
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Hmmm...I may! BUT first you need to go mow the lawns! |
Author: | Carmelita [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:51 pm ] |
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hi and bye folks, a friend popped by Truth make sure you watch "It's not about the nail" |
Author: | Rumpole [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:53 pm ] |
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Ha... I have a WOMAN who comes in and mows the lawn.... a husband and wife team... but naturally he gets her to lug the mower around... he pisses about with a "weed-eater" and a blower. |
Author: | Rumpole [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:48 pm ] |
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This is a bit older... thought I had posted it, but can't find it? Husband of the year award 2011 |
Author: | Rumpole [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:52 pm ] |
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2011 Women Drivers Awards |
Author: | Carmelita [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:57 pm ] |
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Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:00 am ] |
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Yes, grasshopper.... it requires true enlightenment to answer a question such as that. |
Author: | Carmelita [ Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:15 am ] |
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I can answer the question, whatever she wants, whatever she thought she might want and whatever you are having in case she thinks your lunch looks better than hers . you just have to pay attention |
Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:26 am ] |
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Ah yes.... I remember those days..... nowadays I cook dinner and wife eats it when she gets home from work. The cats are a bit more fussy... but I cope |
Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:29 pm ] |
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Continuing the series...... 20 Homemade Things That Shouldn’t Be Home-Made ( I'll post them over time) 14. Diving Board |
Author: | Joni [ Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:58 pm ] |
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Marital Misunderstanding. How men and women record things in their diaries... Wife's Diary :
weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me,and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. Husband's Diary :
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Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 11, 2014 3:26 pm ] |
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There are two theories about arguing with a woman ... .....and neither of them work. When you see a pretty woman... Please consider the following ... No matter how beautiful she is... No matter how sexy she is... No matter how seductive she is... No matter how beautiful her breasts are......... Spoiler: |
Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:52 pm ] |
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12 Things men do differently to women Spoiler: |
Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:56 pm ] |
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30 Hilariously True Differences Between Men and Women (I will post them over time) 1. On education: |
Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 11, 2014 5:59 pm ] |
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30 Hilariously True Differences Between Men and Women (I will post them over time) 2. On packing: |
Author: | Rumpole [ Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:38 pm ] |
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On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state,... Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that She needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was Surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that His employer was going through a process of corporate Downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find Another position that paid anywhere near what He'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which Showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling Nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued By the bank which was worth over $2 million, And informed him that they Were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, These holdings had multiplied and these were the Results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:52 pm ] |
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Author: | Maltese Mama [ Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:56 am ] |
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Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:58 pm ] |
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When its OK to say "FUCK!" A series of 18 photos that I can post over time #4 |
Author: | Carmelita [ Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:59 pm ] |
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Where did it go? |
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