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Author:  liesel [ Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:25 pm ]
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Dildos Hunted to Extinction: Women, Silicon Manufacturers Hardest Hit
Posted by Mike McDaniel in Humor
Wednesday 24 Jul 2013

Quote:
There are some stories you just can’t make up. Take a moment to read what CNN International host, Jonathan Mann had to say in response to the usual greenie tripe, via mediate.com:

… Jonathan Mann undermined the point he was trying to make about climate change a bit when he offered up this particular example of previous ‘man-made extinctions:

"We hunted the dildo into extinction."

Speaking to a guest about a study that says many animal species won’t have time to adapt to a rapidly warming planet, Mann said,

"Now extinctions, I don’t have to tell you, have been a part of the history of the world for millennia. And man-made extinctions have even happened before.

I guess we hunted the dildo into extinction"
he let slip, before slowly realizing his mistake

As yes, I remember those halcyon days: Herds of the majestic dildo, roaming the broad fruited plains; dildos of every shape and size as far as the eye could see. Leaping, bounding, thrusting upward, ever upward… So colorful were they, and flexible too. Those were the days…


...more at link (comments)
http://statelymcdanielmanor.wordpress.c ... e-in-news/

Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:28 pm ]
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Thanks Liesel... :86

And well spotted, Mike McDaniel :give

It appeals to my sense of humour..... :cool

Looking for a suitable illustration pic........

Author:  Maltese Mama [ Wed Jul 24, 2013 10:59 pm ]
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:Gslap

Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:59 am ]
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CNN Host Reports Humans Have 'Hunted The Dildo Into Extinction'


Author:  liesel [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:12 pm ]
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Thanks for posting, Rumpole! The question here is - Was he winging it? Did the teleprompter tell him to ad-lib for a moment or did he just uncritically read it from the teleprompter? It is so illustrative of what's wrong (and hilarious) in the media, is it not?

:Gslap :lol

Author:  mung [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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I know for a fact that they have not been hunted to extinction because there are many of them in the government right now, including one leading our country.

Author:  liesel [ Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:29 pm ]
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:Gslap :lol mung!

Author:  packy [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 1:39 pm ]
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I agree with Mung.

Author:  liesel [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:54 pm ]
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I think most of us (at least!) do! :)

Author:  marshmallow [ Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:06 am ]
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I heard they were going to try to clone the dildo but purists complained.

Author:  liesel [ Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:15 am ]
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:Gslap

Author:  BertaBlue [ Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:47 am ]
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oh they did clone the dildo ... the only problem is it can't reproduce.....


:66

Author:  liesel [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:19 am ]
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:lol

Author:  jayjerome [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 7:54 pm ]
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Dildos, apparently, are not the only national treasure headed for Extinction!
The beloved Pubic Lice are now threatened as well!

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/04/daily- ... ice-crabs/

Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:13 pm ]
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Interesting :)

This has possible relevance to another "hot story" posted at RT

Has Pubic Hair in America Gone Extinct?
viewtopic.php?f=75&t=504

Author:  FroggieLegs [ Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:47 pm ]
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:lol

Author:  Maltese Mama [ Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:34 pm ]
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Rumpole wrote:
Thanks Liesel... :86

And well spotted, Mike McDaniel :give

It appeals to my sense of humour..... :cool

Looking for a suitable illustration pic........



Maybe a smiley will be a good substitute. Image

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