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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:37 pm 
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Hi Packy... twitter can be a "sewer" with lots of daft and personal nastiness... I resisted joining for years.. just used to follow case info sometimes .. as a non member.

However, I finally joined in.. and so far its great. Scroll past, or don't follow the nasty. There is lots of GOOD to follow. A LOT of cats on twitter :cat

That God fellow is a bit variable... clearly a guy with Libtard tendencies... but the odd thing is funny. He is on notice... I may well stop following GOD if he does not buck his ideas up.

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My chosen people are the Jews, but My favorite people are celebrities. Luckily, there's a lot of overlap.

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It's always the small minority of people who are total assholes that ruin it for the vast majority of people who are only partial assholes.

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It had never crossed my mind that 'finding God' was as simple as connecting with him on Twitter. I wonder how this was done in the days prior to the mobile phone boom?
Was there a certain Teletext or Ceefax page perhaps :40

...I could suggest that there may have been an obscure page number only known by a chosen few, but I think this may be construed by some as a conspiracy theory.
As such, I'll remain in the firm belief that nobody actually found God before we had Twitter. The next time I take a visit to church (probably for a christening or wedding) I'll keep my mobile switched on throughout the service as this surely will be the most likely place to receive a 'connection'.


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He does not give out his private phone # Steve :)

"God" upsets some on twitter...but I see the humor not serious blasphemy... I am selective in what I quote... He seems to be a bit of a Libtard. He was following ME for a time.. quite an achievement on my part :slap

I am tempted to tell him to leave the Politics to us peasants and focus on philosophy 'n stuff. (and some jokes)

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I would follow him if I were on twitter. He's hilarious. I always knew He had a sense of humor. :D

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When God made man in his own image, I never expected that image to be a high school or college student. Explains EVERYTHING. :D

You can tweet that to Him for me, Rumpy.

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Life goes on. And on and on and on. Life never shuts up.

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Tonight, be fruitful and multiply. Or, alternatively, screw with a rubber.

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Neither the infinitely large universe around you nor the infinitesimally small atoms within you care the slightest bit about you. So chill.

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The next time somebody starts a religion, leave Me out of it.

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If you make a difference in the life of just one person, you should really get out more.

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Happy Ganesh Chaturthi to My good buddy Ganesha! This is the year you get that tusk fixed, old friend! #LoveYa

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Thank you for praying. All available angels are currently assisting other prayers. Please stay on your knees. We will be with you vaguely.

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