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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:30 pm 
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A 63-year-old woman became 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari, according to a claim in a bio-tech report.

The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.


The lady told doctors that she could feel something in her mouth which they described as 'bug-like organisms'.
When examined, the doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.



Inside the pods is an 'ejaculatory apparatus' and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.
After the victim of the 'attack' was hospitalised, doctors removed the baby cephalopods from her gums, tongue and cheek. It was only then that the pods were formally identified as 'squid spermatophores.'


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:44 pm 
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Hi Pixies... thank heavens you are back :86

We may have missed this important news :43

We all know you can get pregnant while going out to dinner... but not from just oral sex. :13

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Closer study of the article reveals that the woman "Spat" rather than swallowed

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'She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately.

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Can any woman ordering squid now trust a waiter who promises that squid will not come in her mouth.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:17 pm 
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Hmmm...there's something a little fishy about this story. :84


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