The 40 Most Insane Things That Happened In Florida In 2012
2012 was another stellar year for Florida. Let's take a look and remember the good times.
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40. Some dude robbed a store with a pair of shorts on his head.
- 39. Some dude adopted his girlfriend.
38. Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-of-war with a tiger.
37. Two guys killed their neighbor's pet turkey.
36. God told this woman to drive 100mph.
35. This 52-year-old woman rode a manatee........and was later arrested.
34. The "Mystery Monkey" was caught.
33. The Hulk Hogan sex tape happened.
32. This giant mysterious eyeball washed up on a beach.
31. A Fox News–obsessed man stabbed his wife because she didn't like Fox News.
30. Man fought with officers....dude shit his pants.
29. Dude got a DUI with a squirrel in his shirt.
28. A little girl got electrocuted and died FROM PLAYING MINI GOLF.
27. A restaurant thought it was okay to have an item on its menu called the "Wetback Willie."
26. These giant Gambian pouched rats infiltrated the Florida Keys.
25. There was a fight over HARMONICAS.
24. A woman called the cops because she didn't know where to pee in the woods.
23. Young people drank hand sanitizer.
22. A man got a DUI on his lawnmower.
21. A guy died from eating roaches.
20. Old man allowed his grandson to get a tattoo.
19. Man Drives with sign on head.
18. Bogus dentist accused of kissing buttocks of woman with toothache.
17. A mother and daughter became porn moguls.
16. A man got violent over garlic knots.
15. A fish attacked a teacher.
14. Jackmeoff Mudd was arrested.
13. A goat broke a world record.
12. These two got in a violent fight over taco sauce.
11. A man attacked three women with a sword and a sandwich.
10. A woman attacked a man with ice cream.
9. A mom bit her daughter over a Rihanna CD.
8. Florida swingers' orgy goes horribly wrong.
7. Cops: Largo Puppeteer, Ronald Brown wanted to cook and eat children.
6. 50,000 bees worry Orlando Neighborhood.
5. Raccoons peed on students.
4. A ninja robber terrorized the state.
3. A guy ate another guy's arm.
2. A guy ate another guy's face.
1. And a woman had her butthole tattooed.
