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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:53 am ]
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Joke... NSFW (Not Suitable for Women)

Spoiler:
FROZEN SKUNK

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'

'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

'But what about the smell?'

'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
Author:  Joni [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:14 am ]
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I am here too! I see MM and I are very alike.

You CAN'T keep us out! :62

:42 Can you?
Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:19 pm ]
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12. Satellite signal goes out when it rains?

I can fix that!

Image
Author:  Joni [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 4:32 pm ]
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:12
You have SUCH funny "timing".

You can FIX THAT ... :31

Does that have anything to do with the previous post? :45
Author:  Maltese Mama [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 7:47 pm ]
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:14 Image
Author:  Joni [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:51 pm ]
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Ha ha MM silently vocal!! :86
Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Aug 25, 2012 11:56 pm ]
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Hi Joni......

You and Mal INSIST on gate-crashing the "Men Only" department..... what do you expect? :31
Author:  Joni [ Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:11 pm ]
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I KNEW it! For some reason, Mal and I are very alike.

What did I expect? :86
This! We can take it. We believe in equality!

I often think of the quote ..."Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred A. did, only backward
and in heels!" :86
Author:  Joni [ Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:43 pm ]
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Took the test. Two wrong.
Doesn't bother me ... not a man! Was surprised! :42

Kind of neat over here ... our CLUB?

:47
Author:  Rumpole [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:47 am ]
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Spring Classes for Men

ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Thursday, 09/27/2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM ...

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The
Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and
The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets204 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The
Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Reverse Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM ...

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When
You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


Author:  Joni [ Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:08 am ]
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On thinking back ... I always felt very comfortable being around men. Could be because I was raised with 2 brothers, not sure.

Another similarity between Mal and I. So funny ...
Author:  Rumpole [ Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:11 pm ]
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Author:  Joni [ Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:59 pm ]
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:12 :31 :12
Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:00 pm ]
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Author:  packy [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:58 pm ]
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Hahaaa

I remember a friend of mine bought a new bathroom cabinet. It stayed in her dining room for 10 years until her husband got to it.
Author:  Joni [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:09 pm ]
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Pack, I hope she kept HIM in the dining room for those 10 years too - while she lived in the living room, and the bedroom. :31

Wonder if she could "delay" dinner ... maybe 5 hours? :12 He might get the idea ...?
Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:13 pm ]
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packy wrote:

Hahaaa

I remember a friend of mine bought a new bathroom cabinet. It stayed in her dining room for 10 years until her husband got to it.


See!!!!!

Hubby fixed it!!

I bet the poor guy endured 10 years of NAGGING... I am amazed he got on to it so promptly :62
Author:  Maltese Mama [ Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:03 pm ]
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10 years! :84
Author:  Rumpole [ Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:15 am ]
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13. Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?

I can fix that!
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Author:  packy [ Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:07 am ]
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Now that's innovative. The pic. above. Is that the right word? Haaaa
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