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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:25 pm ]
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Hmmm... just thinking... I should make this a poll...

Pick your style of knickers.
Author:  Maltese Mama [ Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:30 pm ]
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Rumpole wrote:
Hmmm... just thinking... I should make this a poll...

Pick your style of knickers.



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Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:37 am ]
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Make Up Sex

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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 12:41 am ]
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Author:  Joni [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:31 pm ]
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Shhhh Maltest Mama :28

I am peeking around here too. Shhhhh
Author:  Maltese Mama [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:34 pm ]
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I won't tell anyone, Joni!! :84
Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:09 pm ]
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8. Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

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Author:  Maltese Mama [ Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:13 am ]
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The books are hilarious!
Author:  Rumpole [ Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:32 pm ]
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9. No ice chest?
I can fix that!

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Author:  Maltese Mama [ Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:53 pm ]
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Image The ice chest is a good idea! :31
Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:04 pm ]
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10. Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

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Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:46 pm ]
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Reasons for Sensitivity Training for Men

  • I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

  • The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25, and her name's Kathy.

  • Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

  • My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

  • The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.

  • A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

  • I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

  • My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

  • The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
Author:  Maltese Mama [ Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:18 pm ]
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:41 Each one is worse than the one before it! :31
Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:25 pm ]
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Hi Mal..... since you have snuck into the MEN ONLY Department again... go fetch me a beer!! :21
Author:  Maltese Mama [ Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:28 pm ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:00 am ]
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11. Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:17 am ]
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Women: Know Your Limits!

Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:46 pm ]
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Referee Training (For Men)
Author:  Maltese Mama [ Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:42 pm ]
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Men, know your limits!
Author:  Rumpole [ Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:24 am ]
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Found on a bar stool in Minnesota

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