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Author:  Rumpole [ Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:56 pm ]
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Bad decisions will be made...

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Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Aug 28, 2014 2:38 pm ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:17 am ]
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Back in the day... people knew how to protest properly... and about things that really matter....

"We Want Beer!" - Prohibition Protest, 1931

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Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Sep 03, 2014 1:59 pm ]
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Inspired by "Sheds of Grey"

Graham of Thrones
She dropped her skirt, pulled down her panties and slowly lowered herself onto my lap. I really must get a new light bulb for this toilet.

Author:  Rumpole [ Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:25 pm ]
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Men's Humor@MensHumor

If a girl gets with you after an approach like this -- she's a keeper.

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Author:  Rumpole [ Fri Sep 19, 2014 2:41 am ]
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How do you know it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house?

Spoiler:
Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
- Joe Brand (UK Comedienne)

Author:  Rumpole [ Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:01 pm ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:01 am ]
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How you know you live with a woman...

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Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:35 pm ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:11 pm ]
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Rumpole wrote:
The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes. Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.

The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden.
Here are some extracts...


Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall...
    but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

    She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
    “I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me.”
    So I took her to Home Depot.

    She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
    I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.

    Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
    She still manages to get into the shed, though.

    “Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.
    “Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.
    “Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.”

    “I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”
    So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

    “Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. “Harder!”
    “Okay,” I said. “What’s the gross national product of Nicaragua?”

    I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.
    Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.

    “Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
    “I think so,” I gulped. “Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt.

    “Hurt me!” she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
    “Very well,” I replied. “You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.”

    “Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able to sit down for weeks.”
    She nodded.
    “Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.

    “Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
    “Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

http://www.pomsinoz.com/forum/chewing-f ... -grey.html


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Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:39 am ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:47 am ]
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Author:  Maltese Mama [ Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:54 pm ]
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:Gslap

Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:17 am ]
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Graham of Thrones@GrahamThrones

She dropped her skirt, pulled down her panties and slowly lowered herself onto my lap. I really must get a new light bulb for this toilet.

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Author:  Rumpole [ Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:31 am ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:34 pm ]
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BONUS EXAMPLE

I'm a Man... I can fix that!

Don't have a faucet mixer?
I can fix that!

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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Oct 25, 2014 2:50 am ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Sat Nov 08, 2014 5:45 am ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:06 am ]
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Author:  Rumpole [ Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:35 pm ]
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