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Author: | Rumpole [ Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:36 pm ] |
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Man mistakes hot iron for phone Last updated 17:37 13/12/2012 A Polish man has gone to extreme lengths to get out of doing the ironing by burning the entire side of his face after mistaking the iron for a telephone. Tomasz Paczkowski may now have an excuse for life when his wife next asks him to help out with the chores, proving to be more of a hindrance than a help. Polish newspaper Fakt has reported Paczkowski was now swathed in bandages, but appeared to be in good spirits. "My wife had gone to work," the 32-year old told the Polish newspaper Fakt. "After breakfast I started to work. I turned on the boxing channel on the TV, opened a beer and started ironing. "I was really getting involved in the boxing and was not really thinking about what I was doing. "Suddenly the phone rang and I mucked things up. "Instead of grabbing the receiver I picked up the iron and put it to my ear." Paczkowski said it did not take long to realise his mistake. Despite firing the hospital pass of chores straight back to his wife, the dutiful husband said he would continue to help with the ironing. http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8076807 ... for-phone/ |
Author: | Rumpole [ Thu Dec 13, 2012 4:40 pm ] |
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Easy mistake to make...poor guy.... I blame his wife for forcing him to perform an "unnatural act" (for a man) But this dude needs to "grow a pair" in a hurry!!
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Author: | Maltese Mama [ Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:58 pm ] |
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Yikes! I'd never iron again. |
Author: | Joni [ Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:14 pm ] |
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MM yes!! There are plenty of things he can do around the house other than iron. My son cut his finger badly on his mandolin. He is a good cook (I wrote him his own cook book when he left for college at age 17), but is so social, funny. No doubt was talking, laughing and not paying attention when he cut his finger tip. Some things ... guys just shouldn't TOUCH!! Iron's, mandolins, etc. shhh I read somewhere they are about 100 years behind us (females) in their civilization. I think having children matures one... |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:32 pm ] |
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19. Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:25 am ] |
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More than one way to do it... Three men were hiking through a forest..... when they came upon a raging river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river". Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs...and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, .....having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs...... and he was able to row across in about an hour ......after almost capsizing Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river" Poof!!! Spoiler: |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:54 pm ] |
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Author: | Rumpole [ Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:59 pm ] |
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Author: | packy [ Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:20 am ] |
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Just saw some of these. Men should not iron I guess. Ouch! I put the tv remote to my ear one time when I went to grab the phone. Yeah her husband is a fart blossom. Hahaa |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:09 pm ] |
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20. Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Jan 26, 2013 4:42 pm ] |
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A Reading from Genesis And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then He made the earth round...... And He laughed and laughed and laughed....... |
Author: | Maltese Mama [ Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:33 pm ] |
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Guess that proves that God's a woman! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:54 am ] |
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21. Cables falling behind the desk? (Now this is a Good One!) I can fix that! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:55 am ] |
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I'm actually impressed with that one |
Author: | Maltese Mama [ Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:15 am ] |
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That would have been a great solution for my mouse cord at work. Darn mouse kept being pulled off my desk and would fall in the small space between my desk and the wall. If my new wireless mouse doesn't work out, I'm going to use this binder clip idea! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:55 pm ] |
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said.. With his last breath John said, "I do!" |
Author: | Maltese Mama [ Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:38 pm ] |
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Author: | Rumpole [ Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:46 pm ] |
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A lesson in the male thought process. What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer. |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:17 am ] |
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22. No skate park in town? I can fix that! |
Author: | Rumpole [ Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:24 pm ] |
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