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PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:31 pm 
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Please check to to see if you give a rat's ass about anything today.

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Nope! Barely moved for me either!

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From the 60's???

What are his responsibilities to his "wife"? OMG. :45


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16. Display rack falling over?

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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again....back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out.

Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, OK!.............

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I CAN'T park the fucking car! You do it, you SMUG bastard!"

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Women in three pictures…

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So funny R. :12
Breakin' Up Is Hard To Do :DN4
Where Do You Start... :DN4
Free Again! :DN4 :91

Sadly when going thru a divorce, you will find it is ONLY the dissolvement of a "business" arrangement.
NOTHING about relationships, love, etc. (Was married to a lawyer ...ugh!) :11


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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her "Only you. All the others kept me awake shaggin all night !"


My missus packed my bags and as I walked out of the front door she screamed...."I wish you a slow and painful death you b***ard!" "Oh" I replied, "so you want me to f*****g stay now!"

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17. Desk overloaded?

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18. Car can't be ordered with the 'Wood Trim' option?

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Car with wood trim?

Looks like a possible accident - (some residue damage still left by the gas tank) to a car that belonged
to a Carpenter! :31


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That's not a bad repair job! :84 And I'm sure it cost a heck of a lot less! But, I'd be worried about termites!

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They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.

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I don't think so - - either.
Such a FUNNY one!!


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The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes. Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.

The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden.
Here are some extracts...


Fifty Sheds Of Grey

    We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall...
    but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

    She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
    “I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me.”
    So I took her to Home Depot.

    She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
    I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.

    Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
    She still manages to get into the shed, though.

    “Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.
    “Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.
    “Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.”

    “I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”
    So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

    “Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. “Harder!”
    “Okay,” I said. “What’s the gross national product of Nicaragua?”

    I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.
    Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.

    “Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
    “I think so,” I gulped. “Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt.

    “Hurt me!” she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
    “Very well,” I replied. “You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.”

    “Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able to sit down for weeks.”
    She nodded.
    “Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.

    “Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
    “Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

http://www.pomsinoz.com/forum/chewing-f ... -grey.html

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R.!!!

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