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Love the first two, but that third one always makes me sad for the poor egg! :97

(That would never happen to his mama in my house! :84 )

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:46 pm 
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No... but you would viciously plunge that baby egg in boiling water for 3 minutes.... then take him out (still alive and screaming) and smash his brains out with a spoon... just sayin' :31


And the poor Mama chicken (who you let run free and unmolested) would no doubt witness you torturing her child..... :13

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No... but you would viciously plunge that baby egg in boiling water for 3 minutes.... then take him out (still alive and screaming) and smash his brains out with a spoon... just sayin' :31


And the poor Mama chicken (who you let run free and unmolested) would no doubt witness you torturing her child..... :13



I would never! :62 (Not while his mama was watching!) :84

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Yeah, but he probably wouldn't be so mean to his friend once he....nevermind. :83

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Israel’s new ‘Cutting Edge’ Airport Security

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TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter, an announcement: “Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!”

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 10:00 pm 
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Ya know I have often thought something along those line would be perfect!!

I imagined the "device" would need to be in a remote field.. but hey.... if modern cleaning/flushing technology can handle the mess..... I am all for it at airports.

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So sad about the little egg.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:30 am 
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Hi everyone,

A friend of a friend works for Apple & he has access to a great deal for the next month..

Let me know if you would like to buy an
iPad. I can get them for less than half price.

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So today, I just wanted to tell you…


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Love the little surprises at these links!

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This story is noted as being for real....

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:84 Great pics! Cats would be great gymnasts, wouldn't they?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:06 am 
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Confucius say...

If you can't find the book you're after


You're probably shopping at the ...........


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EYE TEST

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Noticed her bum?
Well look at the picture carefully!
if your answer is YES then go and see an OPTOMETRIST!!!
What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!

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I guess it's time that I have my eyes tested again...I may need thicker lens!! :84

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