THAT......is quite an important question.. amongst us people living in the antipodes (Australia and NZ)
Some say they are identical and you can't tell the difference. It is further claimed that people who SAY they can tell the difference between Vegemite and Marmite are..... "Wankers"
"Wanker" is not a good thing to be, or even to be called, in the Antipodes
Even so... the debate rages on.......
There is even a joke about it
But....... ***WARNING - NSFW***
An Australian woman consulted her doctor because at the age of 22 she had still shown no sign of growing any pubic hair!!
After a very thorough examination, the doctor conceded he had never seen a case like this, but he had a theory he would like to try.
Having been embarrassed for years the woman readily agreed to try “Anything”
The doctor’s advice was somewhat unusual: “I want you to rub Marmite into just the RIGHT side of your Vejayjay every night for a week and report back”
The woman did exactly as instructed and was elated when she reported back to the doctor and was able to proudly display a dense “Bush” on the right side of her Vejayjay.
“Great” the doctor said, “You can stop that treatment now. Next I want you to rub Vegemite into the LEFT side of your Vejayjay, every night for a week.
The woman of course did this.
After the second week she had a most splendid pubic cover on both sides. Both she and the doctor were elated.
However the woman wanted an explanation of the “unusual treatment” and what exactly the doctor’s theory was:
“Simple” said the doctor.
“ My theory is that no cunt can tell the difference between Vegemite and Marmite